May 2013
there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long ass time to realize that
bbolin:
when u think ur over someone but then they do something really cute and u end up liking them even more
*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
*1;48am*
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*
rapewhistled:
bumrollplease:
rapewhistled:
*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks
i literally say this a hundred times a day
*16 year old girl voice* literally.
aepicstranger:
thisretrodreamisneverending:
In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit
so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’
and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing
omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.
i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago
i just want a cute boy that lets me listen to his music and wear his clothes and fall asleep on his chest i have earned this shit by now where is my cute boy
son-of-the-liberty:
because of tumblr i have otps in shows i don’t even watch
Damn you Merthur!
are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon?
coz you’re F I Ne
tushi:
why is the news breaking. who broke it. how much are repairs
Do you ever just sit in a room and think “Ok so im like the 4th least ugly person in this room I’m doing good so far”
a relationship is like a house
if a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
unless that house is a lying whore
then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.
-annoying:
i wanna play twister with someone really hot
oops i fell & touched your whole body
lovelaughteachlive:
ive-become-numbb:
i wonder if teachers play the “who’s a virgin” game in their heads in class
Sure do
